“If you ever get the hankering for the pitter-patter of small feet in your home, you can always put tiny shoes on your cat and then chase them around the house.”
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“Whenever I feel sad, I cheer myself up by singing. Most of the time, my voice is a lot worse than my problems.”
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“Synonym: The word I use when I can’t spell the first one I had in mind.”
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“I think my other three stove burners are jealous of all the hot action the front-right burner gets on a daily basis.”
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“Some people hear voices, some see invisible people, and others have no imagination whatsoever.”
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“I order a club sandwich all the time, and I’m not even a member.”
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