“I once gave my nephew a dollar to eat a hot pepper. I considered this a good lesson because kids need to learn not to do stupid stuff for just a dollar.”
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“I love that feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to have in the first place.”
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“The amount of difficulty I’m having getting the sticker off the surface of my new non-stick pan concerns me.”
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“Every time I start tightening or unscrewing something, I always find myself muttering “righty tighty and lefty loosey” just to make sure I don’t mess things up.”
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“I’ve noticed that I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take two trips to bring in all my groceries.”
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“When my gums bleed at the dentist and she asks when the last time I flossed was I always look at her a little puzzled. It was 6 months ago. She was there.”
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