“I had to walk to school 40 miles in the snow . . . barefoot” was good in its day, but imagine the sheer terror on your kid’s face when you drop, “When I was born there was no internet?”
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“So does anybody else say “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday?”
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“I can’t help but feel a little self-conscious when I’m the only person in a room and the automatic air freshener decides that’s the time the air needs freshening.”
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“You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you’ve made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.”
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“I don’t understand those people that fight with their significant other and a minute later set their status to ‘single’. It makes me wonder, after they get in a fight with their parents, do they change their status to ‘orphan’?”
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“Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice . . . just kill me.”
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