“Not too long ago I was standing in line at the supermarket in a suit and tie, wondering that maybe I was finally all grown up, and that my childhood was over. As I looked down and saw the cartoon characters on my tie and remembered that I had only gone in to get a bag of gummy bears, I figured I was probably okay.”
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“When I accidentally type in the wrong chat window, I just play it off like that person should know what I’m talking about. ‘I can’t believe Jon said that! Are you mad?’ ‘Jon who?’ ‘Oh, Jon . . . Bon Jovi! He said you gave love a bad name.'”
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“How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said?”
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“I like all of the songs in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I only like about one in every fifteen songs.”
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“I ask Google all the questions I’m too embarrassed to ask other people.”
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“I hate that feeling when you are in the middle of a really good story and realize no one is listening to you.”
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