Smirk of the Day, Apr. 22
“Are rats’ asses really ours to just give away at random?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 21
“I wonder who the first person was to look at melting, slushy snow and say, ‘You know, I bet if that were cherry-flavored it’d be delicious.'”
04.18
“Is it wrong that I want to serve rabbit for Easter dinner?”
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 17
“If anyone found out the one password I use for everything, I’d be screwed.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 16
“I’ve heard a number of people say that they won’t buy a car with power windows because if they crash into a lake, they’ll be trapped. My question is, how bad a driver are you that crashing into a lake is a legitimate fear?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 15
“I think Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 14
“I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.