Smirk of the Day, May 2
“Nothing brings two people together quite like the mutual dislike of another person.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“Nothing brings two people together quite like the mutual dislike of another person.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“No, Stayci, I didn’t spell your name wrong, your parents did.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“You’ve got to hand it to gangs. At least they know how to carpool.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“One day I’d like to read the book that apparently has all the oldest tricks written in it.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, I’m fairly sure that I would not be friends with me if I were someone else.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
“You know that exercise when you are in a room full of people you don’t know and you go around and introduce yourself to five new people? Well, for some reason I always get a little nervous just before I start. I don’t get it. I know my name. I know where I’m from. This shouldn’t be a problem.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.