Smirk of the Day, May 15
“A helpful hint: If you’re ordering your coffee extra, extra light with 9 sugars, chances are you really don’t like coffee.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 14
“My wife asked me why I enjoyed the TV show MythBusters so much, since all they ever do is blow stuff up. I love it when she answers her own questions like that.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 12
“After years of using the ‘random’ function on iTunes I have come to the conclusion that Apple has in fact created artificial intelligence, and it is clearly prone to mood swings.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 9
“I hate when I’m accused of something I didn’t do, because I still smile and blush like I’m a terrible liar. I guess I’m a terrible truth teller too.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 8
“There should be an ‘I’m cooking’ button on smoke detectors.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 6
“You came to my house. You rang my doorbell. Don’t give me that “why aren’t you wearing any pants” look.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.