“You know, if all the people who dance around on the sidewalk with those signs to advertise stores were to ever go on strike, it would be the best picket line ever.”
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“If you watch the movie Titanic backwards it’s a heartwarming tale of a huge boat that jumps out of the ocean to save a bunch of people from drowning.”
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“The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn’t the hygiene, but that everyone walks around like they’re hatching a dastardly plan.”
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“Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I loved when I was younger and realize I had no idea what the hell was going on the first time I saw it.”
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“I hate it when I accidentally use the same word too many times in a sentence accidentally.”
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“My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like my toaster.”
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