Smirk of the Day, Jun. 4
“When I die I want my tombstone to offer free Wi-Fi, that way people will visit me more often.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 3
“So I was in a restaurant restroom the other day and saw a sign that said “Employees must wash hands!” I waited in there for 30 minutes, but not a single employee showed up to wash them for me.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 30
“I don’t know about you, but I spent most of my childhood terrified that the rhythm was going to get me.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 29
“My deodorant says, ‘Avoid contact with eyes.’ IT’S TOO LATE, I’VE ALREADY SEEN IT!”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 28
“I can almost always tell when a movie doesn’t use real dinosaurs.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 27
“One of my favorite childhood memories was falling asleep in a random location and waking up in the morning in my bed. I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.