Smirk of the Day, Jun. 13
“I think all the guys wearing skinny jeans took the phrase “getting in her pants” the wrong way.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 12
“I hate when I’m trying to be handsome and a more handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 11
“Did you know there is species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is due to the antelope’s powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 10
“Sometimes I wish my bladder had a snooze button.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 9
“There needs to be an app that cancels your memberships right before your free trials run out.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 6
“Whoever put the ‘b’ in subtle was a clever bastard.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.