Smirk of the Day, Jun. 24
“If I ever take up the profession of selling watches/clocks, I’d use, ‘It goes from 0 to 60 in a minute!’ as one of their key selling points.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 23
“When I was a kid, whenever I got to eat fast food it was a true victory. As an adult though, anytime I eat fast food it always feels like an absolute defeat.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 20
“I just watched my neighbor’s dog bury a tennis ball in their yard. I’m thinking about digging it up and replacing it with a bean and cheese burrito. I bet that would blow the dog’s freaking mind.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 19
“I felt a little bad about spraying some mosquito repellent on a mosquito last night . . . now he’ll never have any friends.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 18
“A friend recently ask me to spell innuendo. I explained that innuendo doesn’t work if you have to spell it out.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 17
“Reminiscing with friends and family about your childhood is sometime like being drunk, in that everyone remembers everything you did, except you.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.