Smirk of the Day, Oct. 14
“Today I beat my personal best for most days alive. I rock! Tomorrow I’m going to try to break my record.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 13
“If you put your finger in your ear and scratch really fast, it sounds like you’re playing Pac-Man.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 10
“Sometimes I wonder who came up with hugs?
If you think about it the very first hug was probably a little creepy.
‘Hey, what are you doing? Why are you holding me?’
‘Shhhh, just trust me.’”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 5
“It’s amazing to me how small a box of 800 toothpicks is until it gets left open and accidentally knocked to the floor.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 7
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 3
“I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.