Random Musings
The Music of Winning
I’d like to say that the musical The Book of Mormon had something to do with the outcome of this year’s Quills Conference writing awards. The problem is, when I Spock out on the probability of that being true, the whole idea reeks of highly illogical. Still, the idea...
Published
A Year of the Monkeys During 2017, I took a hiatus from my devotion to getting around to working on the novel, and took up short storyism. The writing group I belong to, the Infinite Monkeys chapter of The League of Utah Writers, had a brilliant idea to write short...
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 14
"Today I beat my personal best for most days alive. I rock! Tomorrow I’m going to try to break my record." No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 13
"If you put your finger in your ear and scratch really fast, it sounds like you’re playing Pac-Man." No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 10
"Sometimes I wonder who came up with hugs? If you think about it the very first hug was probably a little creepy. ‘Hey, what are you doing? Why are you holding me?’ ‘Shhhh, just trust me.’" No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or...
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 5
"It's amazing to me how small a box of 800 toothpicks is until it gets left open and accidentally knocked to the floor." No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
This shit writes itself.