“I want to be buried in a spring loaded coffin filled with confetti and a banner over my chest says, “You found me!” That way when I am eventually dug up by a future archaeologist, they will have the best day at work ever!”
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“Some days I find myself suffering from a case of rectal glaucoma. That’s when you wake up in the morning and you just can’t see your ass going to work that day.”
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“Purr = cat noise.
Gato = Spanish for “cat”.
Purgatory = An infinite realm of happy Spanish cats.”
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“I wonder if cities started putting a little basketball hoop above every garbage can, would that help decrease littering?”
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“America: Where Mothers and Fathers get a day and sharks get a week.”
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