“Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there’s anything good, but nothing ever changes.”
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“I’m not sure why, but I am a little disappointed that a group of squids is not called a squad.”
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“I always enjoy those posts where people accidentally use the status update as the search bar.”
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“So, turns out that wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you sleeping does not work.”
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“I saw a sign on the highway this weekend that read “Severe weather expected, plan ahead” and it’s a good thing it was there. I could have run out of wine.”
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