Smirk of the Day, Apr. 29
“You’ve got to hand it to gangs. At least they know how to carpool.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“You’ve got to hand it to gangs. At least they know how to carpool.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“One day I’d like to read the book that apparently has all the oldest tricks written in it.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, I’m fairly sure that I would not be friends with me if I were someone else.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“Are rats’ asses really ours to just give away at random?”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“Why is it that during an ice-breaker, when the whole room has to go around and say their name and where they are from, I start getting nervous? I know my name, I know where I’m from . . . this shouldn’t be a problem.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.