Smirk of the Day, May 6
“There should be an “I’m cooking” button on smoke detectors.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, May 3
“You came to my house. You rang my doorbell. Don’t give me that ‘why aren’t you wearing any pants’ look.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, May 2
“Nothing brings two people together quite like the mutual dislike of another person.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
Smirk of the Day, May 1
“When singing in my car at a stop light I refuse to look around at the cars on either side of me, because, obviously, if we don’t make eye contact they can’t see me singing.”
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 30
“No, Stayci, I didn’t spell your name wrong, your parents did.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.