“Did you know there is species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is due to the antelope’s powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
06.07 (from 2012)
“There needs to be an app that cancels your memberships right before your free trials run out.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“I hate when I’m trying to be handsome and a more handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“When I die I want my tombstone to offer free Wi-Fi, that way people will visit me more often.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.
“Whoever put the ‘b’ in subtle was a clever bastard.”
I think I originally read something similar to this off of some random person’s status. Thanks random person.