Smirk of the Day, Aug. 19
“I think I’m going to start calling hangovers ‘wine flu’.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 15
“One idea to help decrease littering, put a little basketball hoop above every garbage can.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 14
“I don’t know about you, but every time I walk by a fan I have this intense nostalgic urge to start talking into it so I can hear my robot voice say, ‘Luke, I am your father.’ The last time I followed through on this urge a guy in isle behind me yelled, ‘Noooo!’ then gave me a thumbs up, turned around, and walked off to continue with his shopping at Target.”
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 13
“America: Where Mothers and Fathers get a day and sharks get a week.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Aug. 12
“Telling someone their fly is unzipped is rather awkward. First off you have to admit to someone that you were looking at their crotch, and secondly you looked at it long enough to notice something was not quite right.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.