“My three favorite laughs: 1) A laugh so hard it becomes silent. 2) A laugh so infectious that everyone else around you starts laughing as well. 3) A laugh that sticks with you the rest of the days, keeping you giggling to yourself the whole day.”
“So, turns out that wearing camouflage at your desk so no one sees you sleeping doesn’t work.”
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“I just saw a sign on the highway this weekend that read “Severe weather expected, plan ahead” and it’s a good thing it was there. I could have run out of wine.”
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“I want to be buried in a spring loaded coffin filled with confetti and a banner over my chest says, “You found me!” That way when I am eventually dug up by a future archaeologist, they will have the best day at work ever!”
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“Purr = cat noise.
Gato = Spanish for “cat”.
Purgatory = An infinite realm of happy Spanish cats.”
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