Smirk of the Day, Sep.24
“I’ve noticed that the current generation doesn’t knock on doors. They just text to let others know they’re waiting outside.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 23
“Doctors always recommend we forgo midnight snacks, but if we’re not supposed to have them, there shouldn’t be a light in our fridge to help encourage the snack finding process.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 20
“I think it would be funny if guys commented on their friends profile pictures like girls do.
‘Bro, you look so handsome!’
‘Looking hot, man!’
‘OMG, can I like this 2x?!? Your jawline is cray!’
‘Ugh, how are you so perfect dude? I’m sooo jelly!’”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 19
“After much deliberation over what is truly my favorite food, I’m going to have to go with carbs.”
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 18
“I disagree with the saying, ‘He who laughs last laughs best.’ In my experience, whoever laughs last usually didn’t get it.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.