Smirk of the Day, Oct. 8
“Whenever I feel sad, I cheer myself up by singing. Most of the time, my voice is a lot worse than my problems.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 7
“Some people hear voices, some see invisible people, and others have no imagination whatsoever.”
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Smirk of the Day, Oct. 4
“I think my other three stove burners are becoming jealous of front-right.”
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Smirk of the Day, Oct. 3
“I order a club sandwich all the time, and I’m not even a member.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 30
“If you find yourself feeling that nobody cares if you’re alive, just miss a couple of bill payments, especially your student loans. Those people will not only call you, but call your friends, family, coworkers, people you used to date, strangers that now live in the apartment you lived in 15 years ago, and homes of deceased grandparents. They remind everyone that you’re still alive.”