“Anytime the company I work for introduces a new and improved system, they really need to start adding the tagline ‘it just doesn’t work as well as the old one.'”
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“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
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“If you ever get the hankering for the pitter-patter of small feet in your home, you can always put tiny shoes on your cat and then chase them around the house.”
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“A bumper sticker I saw yesterday that make me smile, ‘Honk if you love peace and quiet.’”
“Synonym: The word I use when I can’t spell the first one I had in mind.”
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