“I’ve never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. In memory of our sordid past, shouldn’t there be only one game, the Patriots verses the Redskins, and then after the game the Patriots steal the other teams stadium?”
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“I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes kept getting in the way.”
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“I’m all for saying ‘bless you’ after someone sneezes, but after five sneezes in a row I’m done, and you really need to get your ass under control . . . figuratively not literally (and yes I felt the distinction was important enough to make).”
“If dentists makes their money off of people with unhealthy teeth, should I really be trusting a toothbrush recommend by 4 out of 5 dentists?”
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“I sometimes worry that humanity is going to start World War 3 solely because of our affinity for trilogies as a species.”
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