Smirk of the Day, Dec. 11
“Nothing messes up your Friday more than realizing it’s only Wednesday.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Dec. 5
“Seeing photos of yourself as a child at a birthday party or park is a lot like seeing drunk photos of yourself now. You don’t really remember it, you aren’t quite sure who those people are, but by all means you look like you’re having a great time.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Dec. 4
“At my friend’s work people write names on the food they place in the community fridge. Apparently yesterday he enjoyed a turkey sandwich named Gary, and a Pepsi named Denise.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Dec. 3
“I like watching Martha Stewart on PBS. It always makes me feel a little more badass to get cooking tips from a convicted felon.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Thought of the Day, Dec. 2
“I like Thanksgiving because it’s one of the only US holidays that reminds grown-ups of the importance of taking naps.”