Smirk of the Day, Jan. 22
I’m not sure why, but my brother didn’t exactly appreciate my definition when I told his almost 16 year-old son that celibacy is like having a bet with Jesus.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 21
I’m not sure why, but whenever I catch a cold I really don’t start feeling better until I’ve shared it with someone else.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 20
The nice thing about wearing my wife’s deodorant (because mine had run out) is when people at work ask what that smell is, I’m being totally honest then I say, “It’s a Secret.”
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 17
“Few things are more satisfying than waking up Thursday morning only to discover its actually Friday.”
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 16
“My friend told me that at his job people write names on food that they place in the community fridge. Apparently yesterday he enjoyed a turkey sandwich named Gary, and a Pepsi named Denise.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.