Smirk of the Day, Feb. 3
“‘Do not machine wash or tumble dry’ means I will never wash this ever.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 31
“It’s sad that Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his crappy ACME gadgets, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 30
“I’ve decided that dryer lint is most likely the cremated remains of all my missing socks.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 28
I feel bad for kids who don’t have a middle name. It’s so much harder to figure out if you’re in trouble when your parent calls out your name. Whenever my parents called out my name and included my middle name, I instantly knew it was time to run and hide.
Smirk of the Day, Jan. 24
Besides all of the obvious “it’s the right and human thing to do”, another reason gay marriage should be legalized everywhere: Gay Divorce Court . . . I don’t know about you, but I would watch the hell out of that.