Smirk of the Day, Sep. 29
“Whenever I feel sad, I cheer myself up by singing. Most of the time, my voice is a lot worse than my problems.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 26
“Synonym: The word I use when I can’t spell the first one I had in mind.”
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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 25
“I think my other three stove burners are jealous of all the hot action the front-right burner gets on a daily basis.”
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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 24
“Some people hear voices, some see invisible people, and others have no imagination whatsoever.”
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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 23
“I order a club sandwich all the time, and I’m not even a member.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.