Smirk of the Day, Mar. 12
“Offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache and suddenly she’s not your friend anymore.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 11
“People who make medicine clearly have no idea what fruit tastes like.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 10
“When I die I want to be buried with some random animal bone like a giraffe, just to mess with future archaeologists.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 7
“It’s amazing how easily ‘I have 10 minutes to waste before I need to leave.’ turns into ‘Oh crap, I’m running late!'”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Mar. 6
“I always know it’s time to make a trip to the grocery store when I run out of those free plastic bags to use to in the bathroom trash can.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.