“Every time I start tightening or unscrewing something, I always find myself muttering “righty tighty and lefty loosey” just to make sure I don’t mess things up.”
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“I’ve noticed that I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take two trips to bring in all my groceries.”
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“When my gums bleed at the dentist and she asks when the last time I flossed was I always look at her a little puzzled. It was 6 months ago. She was there.”
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“Oh man, I woke up too late to work out again . . . that makes 13 years in a row now.”
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“I’m REALLY good in bed . . . I stay on my side and I rarely steal the covers.”
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