“I don’t understand those people that fight with their significant other and a minute later set their status to ‘single’. It makes me wonder, after they get in a fight with their parents, do they change their status to ‘orphan’?”
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“Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice . . . just kill me.”
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“I once gave my nephew a dollar to eat a hot pepper. I considered this a good lesson because kids need to learn not to do stupid stuff for just a dollar.”
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“I love that feeling when someone cancels plans that you didn’t want to have in the first place.”
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“The amount of difficulty I’m having getting the sticker off the surface of my new non-stick pan concerns me.”
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