Smirk of the Day, Apr. 28
“One day I’d like to read the book that apparently has all the oldest tricks written in it.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 25
“Every time I hear a recording of my own voice, I’m fairly sure that I would not be friends with me if I were someone else.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 23
“You know that exercise when you are in a room full of people you don’t know and you go around and introduce yourself to five new people? Well, for some reason I always get a little nervous just before I start. I don’t get it. I know my name. I know where I’m from. This shouldn’t be a problem.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 22
“Are rats’ asses really ours to just give away at random?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 21
“I wonder who the first person was to look at melting, slushy snow and say, ‘You know, I bet if that were cherry-flavored it’d be delicious.'”
04.18
“Is it wrong that I want to serve rabbit for Easter dinner?”