Smirk of the Day, Oct. 5
“It’s amazing to me how small a box of 800 toothpicks is until it gets left open and accidentally knocked to the floor.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 7
“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 3
“I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Oct. 2
“If you ever get the hankering for the pitter-patter of small feet in your home, you can always put tiny shoes on your cat and then chase them around the house.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Sep. 30
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that left me chuckling on my way to work. It said, “Honk if you love peace and quiet.” I honked twice.