Smirk of the Day, May 6
“You came to my house. You rang my doorbell. Don’t give me that “why aren’t you wearing any pants” look.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 2
“Nothing brings two people together quite like the mutual dislike of another person.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 1
“When singing in my car at a stop light I refuse to look around at the cars on either side of me, because, obviously, if I don’t make eye contact with anyone, they can’t see me singing.”
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 30
“No, Stayci, I didn’t spell your name wrong, your parents did.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Apr. 29
“You’ve got to hand it to gangs. At least they know how to carpool.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.