“My wife asked me why I enjoyed the TV show MythBusters so much, since all they ever do is blow stuff up. I love it when she answers her own questions like that.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
That whole “Threat others the way you want to be treated” concept really is a pretty good philosophy, well, unless you’re a sadomasochist.
“After years of using the ‘random’ function on iTunes I have come to the conclusion that Apple has in fact created artificial intelligence, and it is clearly prone to mood swings.”
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“I hate when I’m accused of something I didn’t do, because I still smile and blush like I’m a terrible liar. I guess I’m a terrible truth teller too.”
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“There should be an ‘I’m cooking’ button on smoke detectors.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.