Smirk of the Day, Jun. 9
“There needs to be an app that cancels your memberships right before your free trials run out.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 6
“Whoever put the ‘b’ in subtle was a clever bastard.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 4
“When I die I want my tombstone to offer free Wi-Fi, that way people will visit me more often.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 3
“So I was in a restaurant restroom the other day and saw a sign that said “Employees must wash hands!” I waited in there for 30 minutes, but not a single employee showed up to wash them for me.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, May 30
“I don’t know about you, but I spent most of my childhood terrified that the rhythm was going to get me.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.