“Reminiscing with friends and family about your childhood is sometime like being drunk, in that everyone remembers everything you did, except you.”
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“I think all the guys wearing skinny jeans took the phrase “getting in her pants” the wrong way.”
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“I hate when I’m trying to be handsome and a more handsome man stands next to me and handsomes much harder than I can.”
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“Did you know there is species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house. This is due to the antelope’s powerful hind-legs and the fact that the average house cannot jump.”
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“Sometimes I wish my bladder had a snooze button.”
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