Smirk of the Day, Jul. 3
“The increasingly strange sounds my car is making is telling me I haven’t been cranking the radio up loud enough to solve the problem.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jul. 2
“At any given time the urge to sing ‘The Lion Sleeps Tonight’ is just a whim away . . . a whim away, a whim away, a whim away . . .”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 27
“So, turns out historical reenactors don’t appreciate when you try to explain to them what a cell phone is, and they REALLY don’t like it when desperately try to warn them about Hitler.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 26
“Last night I tried killing a spider using hairspray. It didn’t work, but I’ve got to say its hair does look fabulous.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.
Smirk of the Day, Jun. 25
“Whenever I see a hitchhiker, I like to pretend they’re telling me that I’m doing a great job driving.”
No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.