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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 25

2014 September 25
by Richard Timothy

“I think my other three stove burners are jealous of all the hot action the front-right burner gets on a daily basis.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 24

2014 September 24
by Richard Timothy

“Some people hear voices, some see invisible people, and others have no imagination whatsoever.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 23

2014 September 23
by Richard Timothy

“I order a club sandwich all the time, and I’m not even a member.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 19

2014 September 19
by Richard Timothy

“I think it would be funny if guys commented on their friends profile pictures in the same way girls do.
‘Bro, you look so handsome!’
‘Looking hot, man!’
‘OMG, can I like this 2x?!? Your jawline is cray!’
‘Ugh, how are you so perfect, dude? I’m so jelly!’”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 18

2014 September 18
by Richard Timothy

If you find yourself feeling that nobody cares if you’re alive, just stop paying your student loans. Those people will not only call you, but call your friends, family, coworkers, people you used to date, strangers that now live in the apartment you lived in 15 years ago, and the homes of deceased grandparents. They’ll remind everyone that you’re still alive.

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