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A Year of the Monkeys During 2017, I took a hiatus from my devotion to getting around to working on the novel, and took up short storyism. The writing group I belong to, the Infinite Monkeys chapter of The League of Utah Writers, had a brilliant idea to write short...

Smirk of the Day, Oct. 14

"Today I beat my personal best for most days alive. I rock! Tomorrow I’m going to try to break my record." No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

Smirk of the Day, Oct. 13

"If you put your finger in your ear and scratch really fast, it sounds like you’re playing Pac-Man." No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

Smirk of the Day, Oct. 10

"Sometimes I wonder who came up with hugs? If you think about it the very first hug was probably a little creepy. ‘Hey, what are you doing? Why are you holding me?’ ‘Shhhh, just trust me.’" No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or...

Smirk of the Day, Oct. 5

"It's amazing to me how small a box of 800 toothpicks is until it gets left open and accidentally knocked to the floor." No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.


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