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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 19

2014 September 19
by Richard Timothy

“I think it would be funny if guys commented on their friends profile pictures in the same way girls do.
‘Bro, you look so handsome!’
‘Looking hot, man!’
‘OMG, can I like this 2x?!? Your jawline is cray!’
‘Ugh, how are you so perfect, dude? I’m so jelly!’”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 18

2014 September 18
by Richard Timothy

If you find yourself feeling that nobody cares if you’re alive, just stop paying your student loans. Those people will not only call you, but call your friends, family, coworkers, people you used to date, strangers that now live in the apartment you lived in 15 years ago, and the homes of deceased grandparents. They’ll remind everyone that you’re still alive.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 17

2014 September 17
by Richard Timothy

“Doctors always recommend we forgo midnight snacks, but if we’re not supposed to have them, there shouldn’t be a light in our fridge to help encourage the snack finding process.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 16

2014 September 16
by Richard Timothy

“I disagree with the saying, ‘He who laughs last laughs best.’ In my experience, whoever laughs last usually didn’t get it.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 12

2014 September 12
by Richard Timothy

“I think we can all admit that at one point in our life we closed the fridge really slowly to see when the light turned off.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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