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Smirk of the Day, Oct. 14

2014 October 14
by Richard Timothy

“Today I beat my personal best for most days alive. I rock! Tomorrow I’m going to try to break my record.”

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Smirk of the Day, Oct. 13

2014 October 13
by Richard Timothy

“If you put your finger in your ear and scratch really fast, it sounds like you’re playing Pac-Man.”

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Smirk of the Day, Oct. 10

2014 October 10
by Richard Timothy

“Sometimes I wonder who came up with hugs?
If you think about it the very first hug was probably a little creepy.
‘Hey, what are you doing? Why are you holding me?’
‘Shhhh, just trust me.’”

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Smirk of the Day, Oct. 5

2014 October 8
by Richard Timothy

“It’s amazing to me how small a box of 800 toothpicks is until it gets left open and accidentally knocked to the floor.”

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Smirk of the Day, Oct. 7

2014 October 7
by Richard Timothy

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”

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