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Smirk of the Day, Oct. 3

2014 October 3
by Richard Timothy

“I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Oct. 2

2014 October 2
by Richard Timothy

“If you ever get the hankering for the pitter-patter of small feet in your home, you can always put tiny shoes on your cat and then chase them around the house.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 30

2014 September 30
by Richard Timothy

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that left me chuckling on my way to work. It said, “Honk if you love peace and quiet.” I honked twice.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 29

2014 September 29
by Richard Timothy

“Whenever I feel sad, I cheer myself up by singing. Most of the time, my voice is a lot worse than my problems.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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Smirk of the Day, Sep. 26

2014 September 26
by Richard Timothy

“Synonym: The word I use when I can’t spell the first one I had in mind.”

No idea who originally said/wrote this, just wanted to share a laugh or two.

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